"A kick to the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better than none"
Does all grown-ups nag ? ():
coz my 17 year-old bro is fking nagging at me at this instant .
i can nvr believe he knows how t lecture / nag till i hear it with my own sexy Elf ears , hehe .
come on , he look n behave like any ordinary teenager who only cares about his own life but who knows he talk-alot about me infront of me , ok . that sounds 2pid n pointless but tts the point ! n tt .....
irritates
me
alot !
fk , now his sharing stories with me ._. this is pureee torture !
tt totally spoil my mood t blog , im left with no choice but to also share a story with you readers , well at least mine isnt about old farmers instead , its about a German Shepherd . hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe , hehe .
THE SLY GERMAN SHEPHERD One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before
long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther
heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles
down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just
as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims
loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are
any more around here?’
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’
says the panther, ‘That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had
me!’
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old
German Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great speed,
and figures that something must be up.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that
conniving canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel
on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of
running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending
he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
the old German Shepherd says…
‘Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!
THE END . Moral of this story…
Don’t mess with the old dogs… age and skill will always overcome
youth and treachery!
brilliance only come with age and experience so theres actually no fcking point for us - kids to go against our parents ):
